zudsniper / go-offline-dms

A discord self-bot (not for use) which can place limits on your messaging habits & impose consequences. Also it looks pretty.

🟥 UNFINISHED 🟥

I got distracted on discord.

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go-offline-dms

the successor to my EXTREMELY WELL RECEIVED first version, go-offline-dms offers the feature of kind of actually working.
Sometimes.

this is what a startup is supposed to look like.

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DISCLAIMER

I DO NOT ENDORSE ANY USE OF THIS BOT!

it is EXPRESSLY against Discord's ToS to obtain your user TOKEN, and I am not responsible in any way for any actions which Discord may take at any time now or in the future regarding anyone's use of this code.

_{and one more time for the people in the back} I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE THIS CODE MAY CAUSE!

LICENSE

This code is built mainly using discord.js-selfbot-v13, which is licensed GNU GPLv3.
For that reason, this project holds the same license -- though it is not (yet) present in the repository.
I will add it when I get around to it.

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What?

go-offline-dms is intended as a Limiter: it keeps track of how many messages (currently just DMs) you send, and if you exceed a certain limit, it will stop you from sending any more messages.

Why?

I can't stop using Discord. It is a problem. I have a problem. This is for me. Feel free to use it AT YOUR OWN RISK, but CRUCIALLY I am NOT responsible for any damage it may cause.

How?

I have no idea.
AI pretty much writes this stuff these days.
I just tell it to do stuff.

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It took so long. & it doesn't even do what I meant it to do -- it can't elevate out of Windows permissions & nuke the Discord process yet.

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FEATURES

• Offers limiting functionality based on both time spent messaging and message amount sent during time period.
• Offers a cooldown period after the limit is reached, during which the Bot will reprimand you for your actions, or retaliate depending on if you have strict mode enabled in config.json.
• Offers a strict mode, which will delete your messages if you exceed the limit

  Good idea Copilot! I'll do that!
  @zudsniper

Stupid Features

^{That, of course, took fucking FOREVER to implement.}

• Really overkill winston logging that I will probably integration into @zudsniper/typescriptApp.
• Terrible design decision to keep everything in exactly the same file -- glorious index.ts...

REALLY Stupid Features

• When any message is sent, the recipient's profile picture is PARSED & INTERPRETED INTO AN ANSI Colored GRID OF SPECIFIED DIMENSIONS FOR CLI PRETTINESS

  I have so much shit I should be doing man...

• Hit that figlet.js grindset and got a nice-lookin' startup text message

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