A tribute in Alexa skill form to Jack Handy and Deep Thoughts.
I was able to find a text based list of most of Jack's Deep Thoughts online. It isnt hard to find. If you place the plaintext file here as thoughts.txt, this should run well for you. There isn't much to it. I also have my appId in secret.js.
I am running it as a Lambda based development only Alexa skill right now and it is working alright.