| Status Page | English |
|---|---|
| We are aware of | Support is frantically paging engineering teams |
| A fix has been identified | The least-intoxicated engineer is typing on a keyboard |
| We have implemented a fix | git push --force didn't error out |
| We are monitoring | Pray for us and don't touch anything, the blinkenlights are back |
| Scheduled Maintenance | The security Guy "Found something" so we gotta do some patches and make him happy |