The best boolean parser on the planet
All boolean parsers in java suck. Boolean.parseBoolean() even proudly proclaims its shittiness in its docs:
Example: Boolean.parseBoolean("True") returns true.
Example: Boolean.parseBoolean("yes") returns false.
WTF!!!!
This parser exists so you can parse booleans correctly, without bugs in your program.
It will parse "true" to true and "false" to false. Anything else is an exception.
Finally, software you can rely upon.