The site randomly selects a vague, nondescript 'mission statement' that outlines what a startup does.
We don't know what they sell, what business or industry they're in but apparently they sell 'happiness' and 'pixel-perfect' things.
The site is randomly selects from an array of objects. None of the phrases are used by any existing startups directly. Some have been modified from their original form.
- We connect users in single meeting place to share consumer experiences.
- We create happy interactions for mobile audiences."
- We’re a marketplace focused on positive relationships."
- We’re a community of like minded individuals seeking wonderful memories."
- We empower local business to expand their local commerce efforts globally."
- We enable people everywhere to make money doing what they love."
- We help bring communities closer together."
- We seek out and support artisans, experts and entrepreneurs who love their craft."
- We provide consumers with online solutions that are innovative, easy to use, and work for everyday web users."
- We love connecting your brand to empowered consumers through an integrated strategy optimized for the digital space.
- We provide integrated technology to Internet-based companies.
- We discover and share awesome technology that makes a difference.
- We share news on the greatest apps and devices that matter.
- We help you find and share the things that matter most.
- We generate buzz and brand-awareness for consumers.
- We handcraft brand experiences to enable brand advocates & consumers.
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