parameshyss / HackerScripts

Hacker Scripts

Based on a truestory:

xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login.

Modified smack-my-bitch-up.sh to inform-my-wife.sh

Sends SMS to wife if you are going to be late from office. Just add a cron job to run inform-my-wife.sh daily at a specific time (say 1900 hrs)

Cron job in Mac

crontab -l

Runs inform-my-wife.sh daily at 1901 hrs.

1 19 * * * inform-my-wife.sh