don't let a developer hear these words
- blocker
- impediment
- breaking change
- contract
- 🫶
- regression
- missing metrics
- SLA breached
- downtime
- oncall
- feature request
- high severity ticket
- backlog
- works on my machine
- document review
- pull request review
- do the needful
- next sprint
- safari is good
- microsoft teams
- agile
- redesign
- webscale
- responsive
- edge case
- nitpicking
- any
- p1
- on prem
- synergy
- disruptive
- blockchain
- micromanaging