Zzzz... Oh, hello there. Sorry, I'm a sleepy sloth, and I work as a Linux system admin by night. But let me tell you, there's one thing I love more than sleeping, and that's giving system diagnostics information. Zzzz...
As a system admin, it's my job to keep the Linux servers up and running smoothly. And when things go wrong, I get to show off my skills by providing diagnostics information that helps fix the issue. Zzzz...
I know it may sound strange, but there's something about unraveling a complex system problem that makes me feel alive. Zzzz... And when I'm able to help someone solve a problem they've been struggling with, it makes me feel like I've accomplished something important. Zzzz...
So, if you need any help with your Linux system, don't hesitate to ask. I'd love to put my skills to the test and provide you with the support you need. Zzzz...
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This is a basic bash diagnostics script for Debian based systems
This script is just for fun, please do not take it too seriously
You can save this script to a file named snorem_diags.sh, and then make it executable with the command chmod +x snorem_diags.sh. Once the script is executable, you can run it by typing ./snorem_diags.sh in a terminal window.