kubic71 / reddit-cmd

Reddit Programmer humor cmd

How to install

pip install -r requirements.txt

How to get some humor

$ python reddit.py

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Title:  Why aren’t you playing by the rules of the game!
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Author: EntropicBlackhole
content:
Out of the 7 reports on this post, I only agree with that it's not strictly about programming, and simply that

We're tired and just will stop tolerating people abusing the report button, if you abuse the report button, your reports (specifically yours on this subreddit) won't show up anymore/will be ignored, for some time

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Regarding the post, it's all good!! And although it's not specifically related and directly entitled to programming, it can stay!! Looking forward to see more of your posts!! We kindly ask you to keep it as strictly related to programming as possible! This won't get taken down don't worry! Thank you for posting though!! \^\^

Edit: Congrats on being the top post of all time!!



Author: FlavorTownUSSR
content:
"It would have been nice if you'd mentioned you were entertaining other offers 😠 😡 😤 " 

Also them 

"Sorry we hired someone else, we hired them 3 months ago and decided not to tell you even tho we told you we'd be in touch, get fucked"



Author: hutxhy
content:
I just interviewed with a fairly large bank. The first tech screen was 4 leetcode questions that had to be completed in 70 mins. 

I don't practice leetcode but I've been in a number of companies and worn many hats. This bank wasn't making anything revolutionary and their questions were harder than the ones I got from Microsoft.



Author: Bayek3087
content:
An IT consultant from my country contacted me for a position that seemed interesting, they offered me several entry conditions, including salary and telecommuting. After the process of 3 interviews and a technical exam, they offered me to sign a contract, and I find that they offer me much worse conditions than those they told me 2 weeks before. I turned it down of course



Author: MonsterNog
content:
My company made it harder to join with the friggin coding exams and now we can’t find people