$ git-landmine "$(mktemp -d)"
Initialized empty Git repository in /tmp/tmp.Q4VfwVmoI3/.git/
HEAD is now at 06a3b99
$ cd /tmp/tmp.Q4VfwVmoI3
$ git describe
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