Hi! 🖖 I'm Hermann D. Schimpf, a full-stack developer born on Argentina, currently living in Paraguay.
- I have passion for learning and sharing my knowledge with everyone.
- Some of my hobbies are gaming and photography.
- I've been programming since the 5th grade of elementary school. I made my first game in QBasic and a chat app in VisualBasic 6.0.
- PHP, where using
==instead of===can turn a simple comparison into an adventure worthy of Indiana Jones. - TypeScript, making sure you spend more time writing type definitions than actual code.
- Laravel, because why write ten lines of code when one artisan command can do it all.
- MySQL, where optimizing queries feels like a never-ending quest to find the mythical index that will unlock ultimate performance.
- Pest, where 'test-driven development' becomes 'bug-driven extinction'.
- Vite, because life's too short to watch webpack spinners.
- Bootstrap, to ensure that all websites look the same, because who needs creativity when you can have uniformity?
- AWS, the cloud giant that seems all-powerful until you encounter its impenetrable documentation.
- serverless, the magic of cloud computing, where servers are like mythical creatures you know they exist, but you can't see them.
- Bref, when you thought PHP couldn't get any cooler, it starts doing backflips in the cloud.
- git, the grand master of merge conflicts, teaching developers the art of conflict resolution since ages.
- composer, where updating dependencies is like stepping on a minefield, and you pray it won't explode your entire project.
- npm, to have more packages than presents Santa delivers on Christmas Eve.
- xdebug, where debugging feels like a game of whack-a-mole—every time you fix one bug, two more pop up.
- Insomnia, because clicking "Send" to test APIs is much cooler than using
curl. - PHPStorm, when 'Indexing...' takes longer than a Game of Thrones season.
- Vue.js
- CI/CD 🤖
A set of helper classes to build APIs in Laravel. The idea behind this is to simplify the filtering, ordering, relationship loading, and pagination of resource collections.
A library that allows you to execute long-running tasks in parallel in PHP. The library provides a simple and easy-to-use way to schedule tasks to run in parallel, track the progress of tasks, and handle errors that occur during task execution.
The library is a wrapper around krakjoe/parallel extension and is designed to
work even if the parallel extension isn't available.
A library to integrate the vPOS and VentasQR products of Bancard (a Paraguayan payment processing company). The library provides a simple and easy-to-use way to create and process Bancard payments.
- Take a look to my Website: https://hds-solutions.net
- See more of my work profile on LinkedIn: Hermann D. Schimpf
- I don't tweet a lot, but you can follow me on Twitter: @hschimpf
- See some of my photography on Instagram: @hschimpf
- If you have any question, just email me: hschimpf@hds-solutions.net
- I know how to exit
vim
