Quarantine TODOs
Stuff to do if placed under mandatory quarantine:
- Go through sock drawer
- Recreate Love Island UK with mismatched socks—Broadcast Sock Island episodes to TikTok and Instagram
- Sell original iPod on eBay
- Do Taxes
- De-list iPod from eBay, relist on craigslist and only accept Venmo after remembering that PayPal is where money goes to die
- Go through my credit card statements to see what percentage of my income goes to business interests involving Jeff Bezos
- Assemble a pillow fort around wife (unamused) who is also working from home
- Create an ordered list of household items that could also be used as toilet paper
- Weigh public concern of including socks voted off in earlier episodes of Sock Island
- Write a romcom
- Buy a star from a star name registry website and name it something silly in the hopes that future generations (if we survive this) will have to explain to a distant alien race what "dabbing" is and why it was considered a sign of respect
- Rewatch Battlestar Galatica to see if a newfound cabin fever brings new meaning to the best show on television
- Panic order laundry detergent from boxed.com after being horrified by previous todo item
- Read through old highschool math notebooks you hold on to for some reason
- Relearn to do matrix multiplication by hand as it seems increasingly relevant
- Allow wife to cut my hair, as an experiment
- Take up yoga
- Give this whole "water fasting" thing a try when all hoarded perishable food goes bad
- Start a post-apocalyptic scifi book club with weekly meetings on zoom.us.
- First book: Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel
- Second book: Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari
- Finish todo list