Use instance_rank.py
to get an instance's ranking on a number of stats, as seen at the quasi-official instance list.
Example usage:
$ scripts/instance_rank.py freeradical.zone
Instances: 2044
Column Value Rank Pctl
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Connections 2939 39 98.1
PerUser 121.067 592 71.0
Registrations False 2044 0.0
Score 100.89 44 97.8
Statuses 66224 115 94.4
Up True 1804 11.7
Uptime 99.785 1281 37.3
Users 547 147 92.8
Version 2.4.5 558 72.7
This was something I knocked out for fun. Please, please let's please not make this a competition.