frdeso / turkeydb

Pastebin.com backed key-value store.

turkeydb

Pastebin.com backed key-value store.

Using this is probably a bad idea for anyone caring about performance. Don't use that!

What do I have against turkeys?

Nothing. People say that it's one of the dumbest animal on Earth. Just like this key-value store.

Why you should not use it?

• It's slow
• Limited to 25 updates (insert and delete) per 24h because Pastebin.com API rules.
• Limited to 500 KB of data
• No concurrency

Why you should use it?

• Free of charge hosting of your datastore.
• Cool name
• To make your teammates laugh