foaas-python

A simple Python library to FOAAS.

Author: Derek Payton
Version: 0.2.0
License: MIT

Documentation

Installation

This package relies on requests and should be installed with pip:

pip install foaas

Basic Usage

Fuck off:

>>> from foaas import fuck
>>> print fuck.off(name='Tom', from_='Chris').text
Fuck off, Tom. - Chris

Give me some fucking JSON:

>>> fuck.that(from_='Chris').json
{u'message': u'Fuck that.', u'subtitle': u'- Chris'}

Just get the fucking URL:

>>> print fuck.everything(from_='Chris').url
http://foaas.herokuapp.com/everything/Chris

This needs to be fucking secure:

>>> from foaas import Fuck
>>> fuck = Fuck(secure=True)
>>> fucking = fuck.life(from_='Phil')
>>> print fucking.url
https://foaas.herokuapp.com/life/Phil
>>> print fucking.text
Fuck my life. - Phil

Give me some random fucking things:

>>> print fuck.random(from_='Chris').text
Fuck you very much. - Chris
>>> print fuck.random(from_='Chris').text
Fuck my life. - Chris
>>> print fuck.random(name='Tom', from_='Chris').text
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Tom. Do I look like Mother Teresa? - Chris
>>> print fuck.random(name='Tom', from_='Chris').text
Fuck off, Tom. - Chris

Supported Actions

fuck.anyway(company, from_)
fuck.asshole(from_)
fuck.awesome(from_)
fuck.back(name, from_)
fuck.bag(from_)
fuck.ballmer(name, company, from_)
fuck.bday(name, from_)
fuck.because(from_)
fuck.blackadder(name, from_)
fuck.bm(name, from_)
fuck.bucket(from_)
fuck.bus(name, from_)
fuck.bye(from_)
fuck.caniuse(tool, from_)
fuck.chainsaw(name, from_)
fuck.cocksplat(name, from_)
fuck.cup(from_)
fuck.cool(from_)
fuck.dalton(name, from_)
fuck.deraadt(name, from_)
fuck.diabetes(from_)
fuck.donut(name, from_)
fuck.dosomething(do, something, from_)
fuck.equity(name, from_)
fuck.even(from_)
fuck.everyone(from_)
fuck.everything(from_)
fuck.family(from_)
fuck.fascinating(from_)
fuck.fewer(name, from_)
fuck.field(name, from_, reference)
fuck.flying(from_)
fuck.ftfy(from_)
fuck.fts(name, from_)
fuck.fyyff(from_)
fuck.gfy(name, from_)
fuck.give(from_)
fuck.greed(noun, from_)
fuck.holygrail(from_)
fuck.horse(from_)
fuck.idea(from_)
fuck.immensity(from_)
fuck.ing(name, from_)
fuck.jinglebells(from_)
fuck.keep(name, from_)
fuck.keepcalm(reaction, from_)
fuck.king(name, from_)
fuck.legend(name, from_)
fuck.life(from_)
fuck.linus(name, from_)
fuck.logs(from_)
fuck.look(name, from_)
fuck.looking(from_)
fuck.madison(name, from_)
fuck.maybe(from_)
fuck.me(from_)
fuck.mornin(from_)
fuck.no(from_)
fuck.nugget(name, from_)
fuck.off(name, from_)
fuck.off-with(behavior, from_)
fuck.outside(name, from_)
fuck.particular(thing, from_)
fuck.pink(from_)
fuck.problem(name, from_)
fuck.programmer(from_)
fuck.pulp(language, from_)
fuck.question(from_)
fuck.ratsarse(from_)
fuck.retard(from_)
fuck.ridiculous(from_)
fuck.rockstar(name, from_)
fuck.rtfm(from_)
fuck.sake(from_)
fuck.shakespeare(name, from_)
fuck.shit(from_)
fuck.shutup(name, from_)
fuck.single(from_)
fuck.thanks(from_)
fuck.that(from_)
fuck.think(name, from_)
fuck.thinking(name, from_)
fuck.this(from_)
fuck.thumbs(name, from_)
fuck.too(from_)
fuck.tucker(from_)
fuck.waste(name, from_)
fuck.what(from_)
fuck.xmas(name, from_)
fuck.yoda(name, from_)
fuck.you(name, from_)
fuck.zayn(from_)
fuck.zero(from_)

tl;dr

foaas.Fuck([secure=True]).<action>(**kwargs)[.<url|html|text|json>]

Testing

$ python tests.py
.......
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ran 7 tests in 0.724s

OK

... or use tox:

$ tox

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