buzzphrase

Get a Buzzword Phrase

Since I like to synergize backward overflow for upward mobility (thank you 30 Rock) as much as the next person, I figured this could make a fun if not at all useful node module. This is also a module I use for educational purposes and the occassional private git commit message:

# ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ don't do this to people you work with
git commit -m "$(buzzphrase 2)"

As of 2.0.0, this module splits up the word groups into verb + adjective + noun and allows combining multiple phrases with a continuation phrase. It also now has logic to make each word mostly unique in the overall phrase. See below when called with 15 parts.

Usage

As a Global Install

Run on the command line, you can specify the number of joining iterations buzzphrase {iterations} or none, default 1 (buzzphrase)

⇒ npm install -g buzzphrase
⇒ buzzphrase

synthesized transitional alignment

⇒ buzzphrase 2

intermediated 24/7 convergence, leveraging distributed anti-fragile paradigm-shifts

⇒ buzzphrase 3

enhanced incremental initiatives independent of reinvigorated extensible channels, which revolutionizes mesh didactic partnerships

⇒ buzzphrase 15

exploiting real-time engagement, leveraging reinvigorated parallel methodologies on behalf of mesh extensible interfaces, liberating productized asynchonous platforms, protecting against strategized multi-layered channels in preparation for recontextualized best-of-breed touchpoints, enhanced by synchronized compelling partnerships, forging expedited functional applications, diametrically opposed to synthesized cross-platform initiatives, anticipating cultivated holistic mobility, which will enable harnessed proactive options independent of engineered innovative projection, which revolutionizes incentivized custom infrastructures in contrast to streamlined responsive time-phases, which will enable optimized bleeding-edge management

As a module

var buzzphrase = require('buzzphrase');

// get a phrase as a building block
console.log("we are building " + buzzphrase.getPhrase());

// log a joined series of 2 phrases to the console
buzzphrase.buzz(2);

API

getPhrase(iterations): Get any number of phrases specified by iterations (Number), which will be joined together as one long synergistic flow
buzz(iterations): Log out (console) any number of phrases specified by iterations (Number), which will be joined together as a third-generation contingency time-phase