Hi there! đź‘‹
I'm Viet, but you can call me Ramen if you want to.
I'm a self-taught dev from Vietnam, and I love food, coding, and unrealistic expectations that I unapologetically set for myself and other people.
And now for a random programming joke that may or may not have been posted to r/ProgrammerHumor:
use life::Human;
use rand::Rng;
use std::time::Duration;
pub fn adhd_mechanism(human: &mut Human) {
thread::spawn(|| {
let mut rng = rand::thread_rng();
if rng.gen::<u8>() % 2 == 0 {
human.focused = false;
human.have_midlife_existential_crisis();
human.stomach.gargle();
human.google_search("webmd gargling stomach");
// Note that since this is a separate thread, it will not panic!() the whole program.
panic!("Human might have a burst appendix or have cancer that starts in the abdomen");
}
}).join().expect("The human probably did have an appendix burst");
}
pub fn procrastinate(human: &mut Human) {
thread::sleep(Duration::from_secs(rand::thread_rng().gen::<u64>()));
}
pub fn main() {
let mut me: Human = Human::new(); // My future children, this is how all humans are made.
while me.focused {
adhd_mechanism(&mut me);
me.eat();
me.check_for_doppelgangers();
me.sleep(Duration::from_secs(2 * 60 * 60)); // I sleep for 2 hours and I barely function during the day, so why sleep more?
procrastinate(&mut me);
me.code();
}
}