This is 100% a joke, please don't take this seriously.
An instance of this contract can be found on the Ethereum Ropsten Testnet at
0x0B1b95E668Ef641000b931b47156e66d6878C6f9
You can send Ropsten Testnet Ethereum to this address and recieve VCC at a rate of
1 eth = 100000 vcc