∙ Specialist Senior Manager Software Developer (sic!) at Qivicon (Powered by Deutsche Telekom) ∙
∙ IoT reverse engineer ∙
∙ Long time JavaScript lover ∙
∙ Pythonista ∙
∙ Rust Newbie ∙
∙ Co-Founder of Nightlybuild! ∙
∙ Former CoderDojo Mentor ∙
∙ Abandoner of GitHub Repos ∙
∙ My 💖 beats for the Web ∙
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Sebastian works as a “Specialist Senior Manager Software Developer” at Deutsche Telekom, after some time developing backend applications with Java and PHP he became a citizen of the JavaScript world. Recently he´s getting his hands dirty with Python and Rust. For the last seven years Sebastian tries to improve our lives, working on Deutsche Telekoms Smart Home platform Qivicon.
Famous last words: “If I would’ve wanted to work in ‘Enterprise’, I’d have joined Starfleet…”
- 🐦 Twitter @asciidisco
- 📧 Email public@asciidisco.com
GitHub asciidisco- 🗣 Speakerdex asciidisco
- 🎯 Colloq asciidisco
- 🐞 Stack Overflow
- 💖 To Rachel for making some amazing Pokemon Prof. out of me
- 😂 Punked by Böhmermann
- 🤖 Dalek.js My failed attempt to make UI testing accessible for everyone
- 🐰 List of Web Conferences 2018 I curated
- WebRTC: Serverless, this time's for real | JavaScript, WebRTC, Decentralization, Browser APIs
- The Intranet of Things | IoT, Privacy, Smart Home
- The Universal Serial Web | JavaScript, Browser APIs, IoT
- EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | JavaScript, Browser APIs, Web Video
- The Intranet of Things @ FrontManiaConference | 🇳🇱 Utrecht, Netherlands | Friday, November 15 2019 - 1pm, Track 1
- WebRTC: Serverless, this time's for real @ Web Tech Bonn | 🇩🇪 Bonn, Germany | Wednesday, December 4th 2019 - 7pm
- WebRTC: Serverless, this time's for real @ CT Webdev | 🇩🇪 Cologne, Germany | Wednesday, February 5th 2020 - 5:15pm, Track 3
- audit-badge | Creates a badge that sums up all your vulnarable JS dependencies | 🄹🅂
- cfp-magick | List conferences with open CFPs fron within your terminal | 🄹🅂
- deepspeech-demo | Demo (Web)App for Mozillas DeepSpeech project | 🄹🅂
- plugin.video.netflix | A native Netflix streaming plugin for the Kodi Media Center | 🄿🅈🅃🄷🄾🄽
- plugin.video.telekom-sport | A native Telekom Sport streaming plugin for the Kodi Media Center | 🄿🅈🅃🄷🄾🄽
- kodi-release-helper | A changelog & release generator for Kodi Medai Center Plugins | 🄿🅈🅃🄷🄾🄽
- require-po-plugin | A require.js plugin for loading & transpiling Gettext files | 🄹🅂
⚠️ - sloccount | A lines of code & comments counter for JS, CSS & HTML| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - serveit2 | A static webserver cmd utility for quickly spawning a HTTP-2 capable webserver| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - node-homeland | A usb driver & protocol abstraction for the HomeMatic BidCos Smarthome protocol| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - grunt-qunit-istanbul | Running code coverage analysis with Grunt, QUnit & PhantomJS| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - awb2ics | Module & Webfrontend to genrate ICS calendar files for garbage collection in Cologne| 🄹🅂
- fhem-discovergy | FHEM Homeautomation Addon for Discovergy smart meters | 🄿🄴🅁🄻
- grunt-imagine | Grunt plugin for image optimization & sprite genration| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - grunt-requirejs | Grunt plugin for building optimized projects with Require.js| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - grunt-sloccount | Grunt lines of code & comments counter for JS, CSS & HTML| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - Backbone.Marionette.Handlebars | Easy to use Handlebars templating integration for Backbone Marionette projects| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - Backbone.Mutators | Dynamic getters & setters for Backbone| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - Backbone.Rpc | JSON RPC plugin for Backbone| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - grunt-jquerybuilder | Grunt plugin for building optimized jQuery versions for your project | 🄹🅂
⚠️ - grunt-patternprimer | Grunt based adaption of Jeremy Keiths Patterprimer| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - grunt-documantix | Grunt documentation generator| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - bower-pi | Bower dependency version checker & updater| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - Backbone.Chosen | Use different models in your Backbone collections| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - require-messageformat-plugin | A require.js plugin for loading & transpiling Messageformat JSON files| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - grunt-backbonebuilder | Grunt plugin for building optimized Backbone versions for your project| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - grunt-lodashbuilder | Grunt plugin for building optimized LoDash versions for your project| 🄹🅂
⚠️ - firefox-element-screenshots | Instrument Firefox from the terminal to take screenshots of specified elements from a webpage| 🄹🅂
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| Event | Location | Date | Topic | |
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| ArmadaJS | Novi Sad, 🇷🇸 | September 2019 | 🇬🇧 WebRTC: Serverless, this time's for real | 🖥 Slides |
| Web Meetup Cologne | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | August 2019 | 🇬🇧 WebRTC: Serverless, this time's for real | 🖥 Slides |
| NEJS Conf | Omaha (NE), 🇺🇸 | August 2019 | 🇬🇧 EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | 🖥 Slides |
| EnterJS | Darmstadt, 🇩🇪 | June 2019 | 🇬🇧 The Universal Serial Web! | 🖥 Slides |
| DarmstadtJS | Darmstadt, 🇩🇪 | June 2019 | 🇬🇧 WebRTC: Serverless, this time's for real | 🖥 Slides |
| Think About | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | May 2019 | 🇬🇧 The Intranet of Things | 🖥 Slides TBA. |
| FrontConf | Munich, 🇩🇪 | April 2019 | 🇬🇧 The Universal Serial Web! | 🖥 Slides |
| JSFest | Kiev, 🇺🇦 | April 2019 | 🇬🇧 The Universal Serial Web! | 🖥 Slides |
| Web Engineering Düsseldorf | Düsseldorf, 🇩🇪 | March 2019 | 🇬🇧 EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | 🖥 Slides |
| Web Engineering Aachen | Aachen, 🇩🇪 | March 2019 | 🇬🇧 The Universal Serial Web! | 🖥 Slides |
| Booster Conf | Bergen, 🇳🇴 | March 2019 | 🇬🇧 The Universal Serial Web! | 🖥 Slides |
| Think About Meetup | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | March 2019 | 🇬🇧 The Universal Serial Web! | 🖥 Slides |
| Frontend Rhein Main | Darmstadt, 🇩🇪 | February 2019 | 🇬🇧 The Universal Serial Web! | 🖥 Slides |
| ct Webdev | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | February 2019 | 🇬🇧 EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | 🖥 Slides |
| WWNRW | Düsseldorf, 🇩🇪 | December 2018 | 🇬🇧 The Universal Serial Web! | 🖥 Slides |
| KarslruheJS | Karlsruhe, 🇩🇪 | December 2018 | 🇬🇧 EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | 🖥 Slides |
| HolyJS | Moscow, 🇷🇺 | November 2018 | 🇬🇧 The Universal Serial Web! | 🖥 Slides |
| Frontmania | Utrecht, 🇳🇱 | November 2018 | 🇬🇧 EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | 🖥 Slides |
| DACHFest | Munich, 🇩🇪 | November 2018 | 🇬🇧 The Universal Serial Web | 🖥 Slides |
| WebCamp Zagreb | Zagreb, 🇭🇷 | October 2018 | 🇬🇧 EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| Webkongress Erlangen | Erlangen, 🇩🇪 | September 2018 | 🇩🇪 EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| Fullstack | London, 🇬🇧 | July 2018 | 🇬🇧 Your cyclomatic complexity is so 1.9,76 | 🖥 Slides |
| O´Reilly Fluent Conf | San José (CA), 🇺🇸 | June 2018 | 🇬🇧 EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | 🖥 Slides |
| Webinale | Berlin, 🇩🇪 | June 2018 | 🇬🇧 EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | 🖥 Slides |
| AmsterdamJS | Amsterdam, 🇳🇱 | June, 2018 | 🇬🇧 The dark ages of IoT v2 | 🖥 Slides |
| HolyJS | St.Petersburg, 🇷🇺 | May 2018 | 🇬🇧 EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK! | 🖥 Slides |
| WeAreDevelopers | Vienna, 🇦🇹 | May, 2018 | 🇬🇧 The dark ages of IoT | 🖥 Slides |
| DevExperience | Iasi, 🇷🇴 | April, 2018 | 🇬🇧 Your cyclomatic complexity is so 1.9,76 | 🖥 Slides |
| MiXit | Lyon, 🇫🇷 | April, 2018 | 🇬🇧 The dark ages of IoT | 🖥 Slides |
| EnterJS | Darmstadt, 🇩🇪 | June, 2017 | 🇩🇪 The dark ages of IoT | 🖥 Slides |
| International PHP Conference Spring 2017 | Berlin, 🇩🇪 | June, 2017 | 🇬🇧 The dark ages of IoT | 🖥 Slides |
| JSCamp | Bucharest, 🇷🇴 | June, 2016 | 🇬🇧 MCing | |
| JSCamp | Bucharest, 🇷🇴 | June, 2016 | 🇬🇧 Oh my IoT | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| Typo3 User Group Cologne | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | December, 2015 | 🇩🇪 Level-DB | 🖥 Slides |
| IoT FFM Meetup | Frankfurt, 🇩🇪 | November, 2015 | 🇩🇪 The current state of IoT libraries in Node.js | 🖥 Slides |
| CodeTalks | Hamburg, 🇩🇪 | September, 2015 | 🇩🇪 Tales from the crypt: JavaScript & the Internet of Things | 🖥 Slides |
| WebWorker NRW Meetup | Düsseldorf, 🇩🇪 | August, 2015 | 🇩🇪 Geschichten aus der Gruft: JavaScript und das Internet der Dinge | 🖥 Slides |
| EnterJS | Darmstadt, 🇩🇪 | June, 2015 | 🇩🇪 Tales from the crypt: JavaScript & the Internet of Things | 🖥 Slides |
| KarlsruheJS User Group | Karlsruhe, 🇩🇪 | June, 2015 | 🇩🇪 Tales from the crypt: JavaScript & the Internet of Things | 🖥 Slides |
| CologneJS User Group | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | May, 2015 | 🇩🇪 Tales from the crypt: JavaScript & the Internet of Things | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| JavaScript Days | Berlin, 🇩🇪 | October, 2014 | 🇩🇪 Interview @ JavaScript Days | 📹 Video |
| JavaScript Days | Berlin, 🇩🇪 | October, 2014 | 🇩🇪 Workshop: Frontend Testing | 🖥 Slides |
| FrosCon | Bonn, 🇩🇪 | August, 2014 | 🇩🇪 All your Browsers are belong to us | 🖥 Slides |
| JSCamp | Bucharest, 🇷🇴 | June, 2014 | 🇬🇧 The Glitch in the Game | 📹 Video |
| FrankfurtJS User Group | Frankfurt, 🇩🇪 | May, 2014 | 🇩🇪 The Glitch in the Game | |
| PHP Usergroup Düsseldorf | Düsseldorf, 🇩🇪 | April, 2014 | 🇩🇪 The Glitch in the Game | |
| Front End Ops Conference | San Francisco, 🇺🇸 | April, 2014 | 🇬🇧 The Glitch in the Game | 📹 Video |
| Edge Conf | London, 🇬🇧 | March, 2014 | 🇬🇧 Build tools panel | 📹 Video |
| JavaScript Days | Munich, 🇩🇪 | March, 2014 | 🇩🇪 Workshop: Frontend Testing | |
| MobileCGN User Group | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | December, 2013 | 🇩🇪 DalekJS | 🖥 Slides |
| KarlsruheJS User Group | Karlsruhe, 🇩🇪 | December, 2013 | 🇩🇪 DalekJS | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| Beyond Tellerand | Düsseldorf, 🇩🇪 | November, 2013 | 🇬🇧 The Internet Of Things | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| Fronteers Jam Session | Amsterdam, 🇳🇱 | October, 2013 | 🇬🇧 DalekJS - Shifting to the frontlines of UI testing | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| From the Front | Bologna, 🇮🇹 | September, 2013 | 🇬🇧 The browser, the programmer and the Dalek | 🖥 Slides |
| Jimdo Sessions | Hamburg, 🇩🇪 | August, 2013 | 🇩🇪 The browser, the programmer and the Dalek | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| Front Trends | Warsaw, 🇵🇱 | May, 2013 | 🇬🇧 The browser, the programmer and the Dalek | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| Scotland JS | Edinburgh, 🇬🇧 | May, 2013 | 🇬🇧 The browser, the programmer and the Dalek | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| TakeOff Conf | Lille, 🇫🇷 | January, 2013 | 🇬🇧 Robots need love too | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| CologneJS User Group | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | December, 2012 | 🇩🇪 Dirty Little Helper | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| JS.Everywhere() EU | Paris, 🇫🇷 | November, 2012 | 🇬🇧 You want to do WHAT with JavaScript!? | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| JS.Everywhere() EU | Paris, 🇫🇷 | November, 2012 | 🇬🇧 Entschuldigen you, parlez-vous JavaScript? | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| Javascript Conference | Düsseldorf, 🇩🇪 | October, 2012 | 🇩🇪 Data Driven Development with Backbone.js | 🖥 Slides 🖥 Transscript |
| JSConf EU | Berlin, 🇩🇪 | October, 2012 | 🇬🇧 Prof. JavaScript & his incredible machines | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| Web.NET European Conference | Milan, 🇮🇹 | October, 2012 | 🇬🇧 Data Driven Development with Backbone.js | 🖥 Slides |
| Developer Conference | Hamburg, 🇩🇪 | September, 2012 | 🇩🇪 Grunting Grunt for Grunts | 🖥 Slides |
| CologneJS User Group | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | September, 2012 | 🇩🇪 Grunting Grunt for Grunts | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| CologneJS User Group | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | May, 2012 | 🇩🇪 You want to do WHAT with JavaScript!? | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
| Beyond Tellerand | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | April, 2012 | 🇬🇧 You want to do WHAT with JavaScript?! | 🖥 Slides |
| Multimediatreff | Cologne, 🇩🇪 | December, 2011 | 🇩🇪 All your servers are belong to us | 🖥 Slides 📹 Video |
- 🇬🇧 TalkScript - Episode 40: Beyond JavaScript
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 370: Internationalisierung und Lokalisierung
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 335: EME? CDM? DRM? CENC? IDK!
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 181: Module, Events, Verlosung
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 161: Too Easy, Didn’t Learn
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 153: Typecsset und die Web Speech API
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 132: Rund ums Testen
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 108: asm.js, UA Sniffing und Operas Wechsel zu WebKit
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 105: CSS-Performance, Web Workers und ein paar Links
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 90: .mobi-Gate, Persona und TypeScript
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 86: CAS und Object.observe
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 84: jQuery, Git, Informationsverwaltung und jede Menge Links
- 🇩🇪 Workingdraft - Revision 76: Testen, Dokumentieren und Abhängigkeiten verwalten
- 🇬🇧 Smashing Webinar: The Web of Things — The Story Of A Browser Escaping Into The Physical World
- 🇬🇧 DalekJS Screencasts
- 🇬🇧 The Open Sourcerer's Magic Spell Book | January 28, 2018
- 🇬🇧 Our productivity is in a constant state of flux | December 22, 2017
- 🇩🇪 Acht Wege zur stetigen Qualitätskontrolle – Teil 2 | December 16, 2014
- 🇩🇪 Acht Wege zur stetigen Qualitätskontrolle – Teil 1 | December 15, 2014
- 🇬🇧 Webdriver tutorial for Webplatform | June, 2014 (seems to have gotten lost when Web Platform went down)
- 🇬🇧 Recap of WebDev conferences 2012 | December 31, 2012 (Former employers blog, they unpublished it)
- 🇬🇧 E2E JavaScript Video Streaming | December 1, 2012 (Former employers blog, they unpublished it)
- 🇬🇧 10 things you didn't know JavaScript could do | June 24, 2012
- 🇩🇪 Unschöne neue Welt | iX Sonderheft: Entwickeln für das Internet der Dinge, December 2015
- 🇬🇧 Use Dalek.js for UI testing | net Magazine, February 2014
- 🇩🇪 Dalek.js | PHP Magazine #17, January 2014
- 🇩🇪 Roboto Arduino | Screenguide #17, March 2013
Thanks to Dominik for letting me generously borrow this template :)