According to Merriam-Webster dictionary of English language, toilet paper is a "thin sanitary absorbent paper usually in a roll for use in drying or cleaning oneself after defecation and urination."
Worldwide, the equivalent of almost 27,000 trees is either flushed or dumped in landfills every day in a form of toilet paper. That is literally shoving money down the drain.
In the era of shareconomy, there is no excuse not to change the way we perceive toilet paper. What we offer is an innovative approach to toilet paper consumption, a shitty idea we describe as toilet paper sharing. Use, return, repeat. Think of us as Uber for toilet paper - Uberlast. Best of all, it is free!
With deep learning and AI capabilities built into our system, you will never again be left without the toilet paper. By tracking everything you say and do, we will provide you the most comfortable toilet experience ever. Also, with our own blockchain technology - brownchain - it is easy to track usage history of every single toilet paper sheet. In the spirit of sharing, we are committed to open sourcing our technology for anyone to use. For more details, please check out our ShitHub repository.
All our paper is produced from not less than 100-year old virgin trees, cut from the lush of endangered rain forests. In our production we strive to deprive children of their childhood and interfere with their ability to attend regular school.