I did not understand Javascript when I wrote this. I have no idea if it's stable or might crash your computer. Please don't hold me liable for anything that ensues from using this. Also, this is a shitpost; please do not take it seriously.
Welcome to MemeBot™.
npm i(once)npm run bot- Every now and then, memebot will spot a meme in someone's post and will enthusiastically jump into the chat to show you!
- If you mention certain words or phrases while in VC, memebot will join VC with you to give you some hearty chuckles.
@memebot stfuinterrupts the currently playing meme soundbyte.@memebot gtfotells memebot to leave the VC channel.
Just some conventions to follow:
- Trim the file appropriately.
- Do your best to remove background noise (Audacity:
Effects > Noise Reduction). - Normalise the audio to -1.0 dB (Audacity:
Effects > Normalize). - Save the file as an appropriately named Ogg Vorbis file (quality 10, unless the file is larger than 1 MB).
- Make sure it's funny.
work everything else out yourself lolol,,, it's not my job to educate you 😂💯
lmao none of this is ever getting done
- Disconnect from VC after no trigger has been called for a period of time
- Multi-word triggers overrule single-word triggers (e.g.
not funnyoverrulesfunnyif matched) - Discord message API to upload soundbytes (give externally hosted file link?) or set trigger words
- Discord message API to alter settings (e.g. change
MEME_PROBABILITY, change the channel-join soundbyte) - Enable meme-recognition to play a meme audio if present in VC
- Add audio and trigger encryption based on server ID (add privacy policy!)
- Normalise audio files on upload (
npm/normalize-volume) - Server-customisable command aliases
- Role-specific trigger permissions (e.g. restrict uploaded memes/triggered memes to messages posted by users with a certain role)
- Set
WORD_MEME_ALIASESarray to prevent matching similarish words (e.g.memed)? - Allow
WORD_MEMEto be an array (match multiple meme words)