utdr-nl-winter24

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收集 UT/DR Newsletter 之 Winter 2024 邮件（英文版）以及（日文版）中所有（非隐藏和隐藏）的情人节卡片

包含被移除的39-unknown长文图片备份

图片链接格式：https://email-files.fangamer.com/list_48/campaign_6/valentines/01-sans-1-sr-b81QiK5HEJuiGuRG.png

日文版图片将.../valentines/...改为.../valentines-jp/...即可

@btmtier 已收集齐全部44张情人节卡片的链接，我已补齐，下面是原链接：

图文版：https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1BDq4HaxqcopkGkauSK4kFZI9LbtOtTuoT1B_rXuMx78/mobilebasic

纯文字版：https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S9kXQ834pvDQsaNgyc2m3wfRwMEmA2wM9U47TJDxWkc/edit

欢迎提交issue或者pr，帮助完善，~~但提交时至少应提交如同这样格式的文件名或图片链接：~~

~~02-sans-2-n-QjIakxgVDbMtDVLF.png~~

~~这样就能找到原邮件使用的链接了，谢谢~~

01-sans-1-sr

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02-sans-2

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sans: … huh? it’s valentines?

… and you’re all alone with without a single date? … heh, you’re joking, right?

… no dates, huh. you’re serious. …

well, don’t worry. I got you covered.

(He puts his hand in yours…)

(… you are left holding a fistful of wrinkly fruits)

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Spamton: TO MY DEAR [belov3d] [$#&!]!! [$#&!]!! [$#&*!]!!

THEY SAY THE WAY TO A [MansHeart] IS THROUGH [hiss stomach]. THEY SAY THE WAY TO A [WomansHeart] IS THROUGH [hiss stomach].

WELL [Let me in!!!] [Let me in!!!] PLEASE!!! THEY’RE [Killing me] OUT HERE!! THEY’RE DROWNING ME IN [insulating foam]

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Spamton: [Dear mommy and daddy],

[I love you very much!]

I HAVE ATTACHED [Leaked military documents from the BlamThunder Forums] TO THE [love you very much]! IF YOU [ever want to see your son again] PLEASE [check out the enclosed instruction book]

LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs

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Ralsei: I just want to tell you, I think you’re a wonderfully special person. I’m not sure if you’re the type of person that only likes to have one Valentine, but… If you would consider me one of yours, I would be overjoyed!

I hope you have a special day with lots of love! Ralsei

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Ralsei: Dear Susie,

I’m really happy you enjoyed my Valentine’s card with the candy attached. But, maybe you don’t need to eat all of the other ones, to check if they’re food? THERYRE FOOD Stop moving my hand when I’m writinSUSIE DA BEST????

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Lancer: Dear Valentino or Valentina,

Your car smells like toothpastes. You must be a real pro at washing your mouth.

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Lancer: Dear Valentino or Valentina,

Take my spades, please!

They’re better than hearts because they have handles.

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Toriel: Dear Valentine,

You are as sweet as butterscotch!

Or, cinnamon, if you are allergic to butterscotch. … Cinnamon is not sweet by itself, is it? … I suppose it would have to be cinnamon sugar. Is that all right?

Sincerely, Toriel.

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Toriel: Dear Valentine,

Why was the fork so excited?

Because it had valent tines!

I heard that joke and I just thought it was so funny.

Sincerely, Toriel.

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Berdly: Dear Potential Lover,

I have attached an IQ test. Solve this, and you’ll have passed the first step to becoming my Valentine…

Fail, and you’ll once again lose ELO and drop down the power rankings.

I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.

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Noelle: Happy Holidays from the Holidays!!!

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Papyrus: DEAR VALENTINE,

IF I KEPT YOU IN MY SHED I WOULD FEED YOU CAT FOOD INSTEAD OF DOG FOOD!

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Papyrus: DEAR VALENTINE,

IF YOU SEE SANS, PLEASE TELL HIM TO TAKE DOWN THE HEART-SHAPED BALLOON STUCK IN THE CORNER OF THE HOUSE FROM LAST YEAR!!! A DOG KEEPS GETTING TIED UP IN IT AND BECOMING A FLOATING 100 POINT HAZARD!!!

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Papyrus: DEAR VALENTINE,

I READ YOUR LETTER! I UNDERSTAND…

YOU ARE CHALLENGING ME TO SEE WHO THE BEST VALENTINE IS!!!

WELL, I WON’T LOSE!!! MEET ME OUTSIDE AS SOON AS YOU READ THIS!

AND TELL SANS TO BRING THE RED FRILLY CONSTRUCTION PAPER!!

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Mettaton: To whom it may concern,

You are receiving this letter because MTT noticed you did not write me a Valentine this year. If you’re stuck, I’ve enclosed a personalized card just for you to use.

Take your time. MTT is accepting Valentines submissions all year… darling.

Love, Mettaton.