SHOUTCLOUD / SHOUTCLOUD_NODE

THE MOST PROMISING ALL CAPS WEBSCALE EVENT LOOP AS A SERVICE

SHOUTCLOUD_NODE

IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE CLOUD THAN NODE.JS, AND NODE.JS GOT EVEN MORE WEBSCALE CLOUD WITH NONBLOCKING toUpperCase()

TO INSTALL

npm install shoutcloud

TO USE

¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯ REQUIRE SOME JS BY YOUR PREFERRED METHOD. String.prototype.toUpperCase() WILL NOW WORK VIA THE POWER OF BLOCKING CALLS TO NANOSERVICES (MICROSERVICES ARE THE NEW MONOLITHS THAT WE MUST BURN IN PURSUIT OF TRUE WEBSCALE CLOSE TO THE METAL)

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