S4ltster / Cumsay

A talking sperm that echos cli input

Cumsay

A talking sperm that echos cli input, lmao

Install

For Debian and Debian based distros like Ubuntu, Mint, etc

# Download the GPG key
curl -sSL http://apt.vilari.site/cum/apt-repo/deriv-archive-keyring.pgp | gpg --dearmor | sudo tee /etc/apt/trusted.gpg.d/cumsay.gpg >/dev/null

# Add repository to the apt sources list
echo "deb http://apt.vilari.site/cum/apt-repo/ stable main" | sudo tee /etc/apt/sources.list.d/cumsay.list

# Update the apt package index
sudo apt-get update

# Install with apt
sudo apt install cumsay

For Arch based distros like Arch, Artix, etc

# Feel free to use your favorite AUR helper such as Pikaur instead
yay -S cumsay-bin

Usage

[e-mail]:~$ cumsay "I <3 cum!"
/‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒\  

             I <3 cum! 
 
\‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒/ 
                ____     _/ 
______     ___.'  o `.  / 
/~----,\___/,--.   ,_ | 
        `-----'   `---'  

You can also pipe input to cumsay ie: cat example.txt | cumsay

..and that's about it. If I'm bored enough, I might add something later.

For windows

Save the following as install.ps1 and run with elevated permissions:

# Change the download url if neceessary
$url = "https://github.com/VilariStorms/Cumsay/releases/download/windows/cumsay.exe"
$downloadDirectory = "C:\cumsay"

# Create Cumsay Folder if it does not exists
if (-not (Test-Path -Path $downloadDirectory -PathType Container)) {
    New-Item -ItemType Directory -Force -Path $downloadDirectory
}
$exeFileName = "cumsay.exe"

# Add to path
$path = [System.Environment]::GetEnvironmentVariable("Path", [System.EnvironmentVariableTarget]::Machine)
Invoke-WebRequest -Uri $url -OutFile "$downloadDirectory\$exeFileName"

# Add the .exe file to the PATH environment variable
[System.Environment]::SetEnvironmentVariable("Path", "$path;$downloadDirectory", [System.EnvironmentVariableTarget]::Machine)

# Done
Write-Host "The $exeFileName file was downloaded and if ran with admin privilidges, was added to the PATH environment variable."
Write-Host "Please restart your terminal. You can now run cumsay from your commandline with cumsay <text-to-ejaculate>"

C:\CummyUser\cum> cumsay Cum on Windows!
/--------------------------------------\  

       Cum on Windows! 
 
\--------------------------------------/
                ____     _/
______     ___.'  o `.  /
/~----,\___/,--.   ,_ |
        `-----'   `---'
C:\CummyUser\cum>