CCHS Ideas - Most are ridiculous
Notes
Members (and the extended hacker community in the community directory), please feel free to submit more detailed explainations of your ideas in the directories above)
This is essentially the SCP foundation equaivalent of hackerspace ideas.
More to come.
Catagory Summaries
Perfect Products - Stuff we've made
Flawed Fabrications - Stuff we've made but no-one asked for
Flawed Fabriction Ideas - (summary needed) (new catagory name needed)
Bin Juice - Ideas that are straight hot garbage (doesn't mean they won't become reality)
Perfect Products
Hydroponics Vending Machine (not for drugs)
(summary needed)
Flawed Fabrications
Saucebot
The future of condiment dispensing.
"There was a gap in the market" - Lachlan
Flawed Fabrication Ideas
Skewmorphic Smartlight Control
Controlling smartbulbs by using gesture controls on a kind of phantom lightswitch cord. Perhaps with OpenPose.
Denver: "Yeah the Lifx bulbs really need some kind of switch or something, you just don't always have your phone on you" Lachlan: "It should use open pose or something, you when you do a gesture like pulling a hanging light switch cord"
Bin Juice
Lazer Type-writer
(summary needed)
Pick-and-Place Pizza Machine
Uses pick-and-place machine to apply toppings to pizza.
Pick-and-Place Printing Press
Converts e-books to analogue using a pick-and-place machine to typeset pages for a mechanical printing press. Hipster singularity ensues.
Obnoxious Wardrobe
Throws random clothes at you. Single dial to control the level of * gestures vaguely at Denver *
Robotic Zen Garden
Chris: "We should have, like, sensors to detect the social tension in the Hackerspace... and like."
...
Chris: "If it exceeds a certain level, a little robot arms starts raking some sand. Like a zen garden."
Ethically Source Cocaine (Adric, Mitch, Tom & Denver)
We should have ethically sourced cocaine, where each batch has a blockchain tracking code, with the purity content and a picture of the maker smiling. The only issue would be there poor columbian farmers keep wondering why their whole operation keeps getting shut down.
Saw-blade Wielding Robot Arm
(summary needed)
Andrew: * cutting something with circular saw *
Denver: "we should make a circular saw with a stepper motor... so then we make make it play music with Sam's stepper music script."
Andrew: "And then we can put it on your robot arms!"
Honourable Mentions
Undercover Police Officer
No like, you're undercover AS a police officer.
Origin: Chris misheard Denver saying "Hello fellow kids" as "Hello fellow pigs".
Speedometer Using Demerit Points as Units
Ask Kerri
Electronic Swear Jar
Detects swearing and subtracts money from an account. (summary needed)