All times are EST. Let the horror begin.
<alexsikora> unce unce unce unce
* alexsikora sweats on Keith
<KatieHuber> crap the building is trying to eat me again
<swillits> well that's interesting. stopping on that breakpoint made the entire OS stop responding to the keyboardโฆ
<cmiller> Given that you're typing here, I can infer that you fixed the problem?
<swillits> no, this is my telepathic input device.
<swillits> it's BLEUBERRYIWES very harMUSTANGd to control
<Raws> I want a strong woman who isn't afraid to set my cache policy
<skyhawk2891> children are like... walking virus bags
<skyhawk2891> I like to expose myself to them on occasion
<Raws> I need to go bail him out
<Raws> and assist the police in confiscating all of his firearms
<skyhawk2891> and vacation now begins!
<Raws> ๐๐๐๐๐ค ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐บ๐
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๐ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐น๐น๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐จ ๐ท๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐๐๐๐๐
<cmiller> of steel
<Raws> does time matter
<Raws> does
<Raws> time
<Raws> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqaZ1hqXio
<Raws> matter
<cmiller> thyme does matter. it's an important spice
<KatieHuber> sage wisdom
<swillits> ha.
<swillits> are those chicken nuggets?
<swillits> did I really watch that entire thing
<KatieHuber> I only watched it parsley
<KatieHuber> I cayenne imagine why anyone would watch the whole thing
<Raws> it's a salt on the senses
<swillits> Excuse me. I mustard.
<KatieHuber> Nobody else wants to curry flavor with me with allspice puns?
<swillits> I rue this conversation.
<KatieHuber> sorrel :(
<KatieHuber> anise time for me to go, anyway
<swillits> It's peppered with gems, but by no means is it mint.
<ThemsAllTook> garget!
<cmiller> inflammation of a cow's or ewe's udder?
<TheBunny> ha
<ThemsAllTook> Oh wow, it's a word
<cmiller> lol
<swillits> Hmm. Mobile GPUs are really slow
<swillits> 2 years newer and still 3x slower
<NCarter> It's because they're flat.
<NCarter> How can you do fast 3D in a flat GPU.
<QcMat> lol I was working on my platformer, character died with saw blade, respawned
<QcMat> but I dided about 300 pixels over where you spawn
<QcMat> so when I respawned, it was raining my own blood on the respawned character
<QcMat> epic coincidence :)
<cmiller> sounds like an ordinary saturday to me
<KatieHuber> I wish I knew less AppleScript :/
<crworden> 3 was the scrotum key the whole time
<crworden> other good things on that row are tic-tac-toe, money, stars
<Raws> maybe the Arabs meant for it to be a scrotum and not a number
<crworden> wait a minute
<crworden> 2 is also a penis
<crworden> 23
<Raws> oh my god
<crworden> wtf is going on
<NCarter> See a doctor.
<crworden> neil if you can't read into the glyphs of the ancients, please don't disparage those who can
<NCarter> You can't read the glyphs of the ancients, you just crazy.
<monodemono> Ugh, wtf, my trash is indefinitely emptying
<monodemono> There we go, it fixed itself.
<monodemono> It took approximately 7 minutes to delete 2 megs though, so you can see why I was a bit baffled.
<ElMonkey> you're just too impatient
<ElMonkey> you should be grateful for any operation that takes less than half a week
*** cmiller is a bulimic memory user - binge and purge all the way!
*** mercy____ takes some NSThread and an NSNeedle and makes a fucking NSChristmasSweater
<mercy____> with NSSanta totally hauling ass in his sleigh
*** mercy____ trails off mumbling incoherently
<KatieHuber> does unity include networking?
<mercy|zzz> unity.linkedin.com
<kortham> "Which is the dick pat."
<[Araelium]Seth> I HATE YOU QUICKTIME.
<NCarter> Business as usual.
<mercy_____> coredata objects are fucking creepy
<mercy_____> i would NOT allow one of these things to date my daughter
* TheBunny tries the new tea despenser at work
<Raws> wHy NoT tHe CoFfEe DiSpEnSeR?ยฟ?
* Raws vibrates in place
* <TheBunny> was hopefing for less stomach upset
* TheBunny is nashausss kind of today
<TheBunny> I must be pregnant
<fax> "They fiddled with the genes in C. elegans neurons so that they could turn the neurons on or off one by one by gently shining laser light on them" LOL WHAT MIND CONTROL LASERS
<MissPiggy> Dinosaurs were real BUT they are just walking skeletons, no brains or flesh
<Raws> oh
<futurestack> that clears up a lot
<MissPiggy> I ate a fish with bones and some of them went back up into my barin
<kortham> http://howlingmoonsoftware.com/downloads/Upshot1.1.0.dmg
<kortham> Lots of updates
<MissPiggy> lots of upshots yuo might say !!!!!!!!
<facsimile> Name: Raws
<facsimile> Due Date: 16-11-09
<O_4> Raws is overdue?
<O_4> I always thought Raws was male...
(...intermittent chat which deserves to be forgotten forever...)
<Raws> oh, there was an exchange of genes, all right
<facsimile> what have I started :(
<facsimile> I was simply implying that Raws was an algebra textbook
<AkumaStreak> Her belly button is literally 1680x1050
<AkumaStreak> (lying)
<AkumaStreak> lieing
<AkumaStreak> fuckles
<fax> 20,000 pages of porm??
<fax> hoey
<fax> eff grtied ridec
<fax> woops
<fax> Egg fried rice is good
*** [Araelium]Seth joined the chat room.
*** [Araelium]Seth was granted voice by ChanServ.
<O_4> Hi Seth
<[Araelium]Seth> >.< !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** [Araelium]Seth left the chat room. (Client Quit)
<O_4> Sorry Seth
<O_4> Are greetings considered offensive in the US?
<rocketman> I've got 7 friends
<rocketman> one of thems a girl and anothers a cross dresser beat that!!!
<ElMonkey> http://brianwill.net/blog/2009/07/20/reinventing-the-desktop-for-real-this-time-part-1/
<ElMonkey> some good thoughts about UI
<soupdragon> that sounding PIMPin !!
<soupdragon> oh man -- and I thought I'd never top that CRUD pun
<soupdragon> I better lay down before my sides burst open
<crworden> yeah im doing a taboo but let me say that i am sunburned cuz i drank in the sun at like 95 degrees and a rat just peed in my nostril
<soupdragon> yuk
<kiwiMark> HAM ALERT HAM ALERT
<kiwiMark> We are officially out of ham.
<kiwiMark> Tell the villagefolk.
<soupdragon> /!\ THIS IS SOOO SCARY /!\ HAM FLU /!\ PLEASE BE WORRIED /!\
(...)
<soupdragon> how does the universe work :o
<soupdragon> AFter blowing your nose with a slice of ham, please wash your hams!!
(during a "sticky gameplay" contest)
<TheMonkey> god, i am not able to figure out how to stick and explode balls properly
(from kortham)
<Raws> relationships should be more like version control
<Raws> with no fears of commitment, because you can always revert
<volte> kortham: how2chipmunkwithinternet
(...)
<kortham> Depends how the other clients interact when they send their movements to the authoritative server machine. Since the server will have them in slightly different spots than the client thought they were (because of that latency)
<kortham> The client says shoot here, or drive through the stompy machine. but to the server, you are 150ms late, and the stompy machine is already stomping
<bananamananiac> *the stompy machine is already stomping*
<kortham> exactly.
<kortham> And what happens?
<kortham> SQUISH
<bananamananiac> Andy, if you don't mind, I am going to hire you to write a movie
(hours of silence)
<NCarter> Seth, you're wrong.
<NCarter> Just thought you should know.
<NCarter> In your absence.
(hours of silence)
<faxlore> thdoeugrcfextkjqtxdhudgckegdcuoed
* faxlore xuuf!
<faxathisia> hgdgdghd!
<faxathisia> other things I can type fast: trnnchrghrcg, bxbxbxbxbxb, snathoeuntshaoeunthsaoeunths, ntshaoeurlcg,.pnthaoeurclg
<faxathisia> i aw leaptbbci to toucd type
<fax-fax> {!}[?]~~-._ internet! _.-~~[?]{!}
<ibd> is a posteriori collision detection/response really that bad?
<NCarter> What do you mean 'a posteriori'?
<NCarter> I know what it means, but what does it mean in that sentence?
<faxathisia> It means bum!!!!!!!!!!
<Raws|w> I am amazed that all this ActionScript I'm writing is actually working correctly
* Raws|w has never written AS before :-|
<faxathisia> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Raws|w> sweet jesus
<faxathisia> FROM AppleScript SELECT * WHERE Raws = AWESOME;
* Raws|w boggles
* faxathisia is LIKE AAAAAAAAA
<faxathisia> oh goD!!!!!!
<faxathisia> haskell type system is not POWERFUL enough
* faxathisia AAAAAAA
<faxathisia> I NEED dependant types
<faxathisia> GOD DAMN THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
<faxathisia> gr!
<faxathisia> I can't prove that a + b = b + a
<faxathisia> IT'S TIME TO KICK BUBBLEGUM AND CHEW ASS!!!!! BUT I'M ALL OUTTA ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<faxathisia> ..I can't figure out how to do graphics with SQL
<ThemsAllTook> I can't figure out how to paint with my screwdriver.
<faxathisia> now come on that's easy :p
<faxathisia> just make sure it's not a leaky screwdriver
<faxathisia> I WANT TO MAKE A PZUZLE GAME
<faxathisia> FIUCKKKKKKKKKK
<faxathisia> >:|
<faxathisia> my parser code turned out really really well
<faxathisia> This is annoying because I had an idea how to fix a problem which seems to no longer exist
<faxathisia> SCIENCE IS A TOOL OF SATAN
<faxathisia> I note that you have not submitted either part 1 or part 2 of your OOPSE assignment. I am now concerned about your progress. These separate parts are a single progression towards the whole. By missing the first two parts, you are causing yourself significant difficulty for the rest of the assignment.
<faxathisia> I've no idea what I've missed... I went ot all these classes
<Raws|w> is this from your professor? o_O
<faxathisia> probably
<faxathisia> I don't really know who that is but I assume so
<NCarter> Wow, I'm having difficulty with this drinking water thing.
* NCarter aims at mouth and misses.
<fax> moo
<fax> >:|
<fax> mofo
* fax just got phoned by a swan
<fax> im eating a purple carrot
* oPless steals some of faxs' balm to sooth the itching
<fax> my BLAM!
<fax> also my computers been printing desu all night
<fax> :/
<fax> I didn't realsie
<fax> omg
<fax> I might eat food today
* Raws is listening to Hora staccato by Dinicu from Doolanshire Classics (0:19 / 2:04)
<fax> i absolut3l3y lov3 this song!! it's min3 n ma lil sist3rs song n im lucky if i s33 h3r once a y3ar...r3ally mad3 m3 cry wh3n i list3n3d to this but thanks anyway
<fax> Raws: i absolut3l3y lov3 this song!! it's min3 n ma lil sist3rs song n im lucky if i s33 h3r once a y3ar...r3ally mad3 m3 cry wh3n i list3n3d to this but thanks
<Raws> :-\
<fax> Raws: im lucky if i s33 h3r once a y3ar...
<fax> :DDDDD
<fax> Mp3s have been showing up everywhere in this new computer age.
<fax> Newspapers, Radio Shack ads and Web sites.
<fax> Some commons questions pertaining to these may include the following:
<fax> -What is a mp3 anyway?
<fax> -How do I play my mp3s?
<fax> -How do I get them?
<ss2cire> mp3s show up in newspapers? O.o
<ss2cire> those are some high tech newspapers..
<kiwiMark> There's just a two page spread of 00000010011000011000101010000111, Eric.
<fax> 49 44 33 03 00 00 00 00 *
<fax> gotta be valid
<fax> where to download films ?:|
<KatieHuber> I hear they have this thing called "bittorrent" and "the internet" and "the pirate bay", ed...
<fax> that sounds promising :(
<fax> I don't want Broadway Theater Adaptations though :
<fax> :p
<KatieHuber> there's a little text field labeled something like "search"
<fax> if its so easy show me how its done :P
<KatieHuber> you type the name of the film you want, then click search, then it brings up results. if your film is old, or you have poor taste in films, or you have good taste in films, you may get no results. in that case, you type the name of a different film
<fax> >:|
<fax> I did that yea
<KatieHuber> if you don't know what film you want, you type a random word like "monkey" or "pirate" in the box and see what it comes up with
<fax> They don't ahve what I want
<KatieHuber> in that case, there's a thing called "amazon" or "your local DVD store" that may be able to help :p
<fax> maybe I'll get the 50s one instead of the 60s :/
<fax> oh no way
<fax> internet sucks :/
<fax> blaugh
<fax> im bread this sucks
(total silence)
<fax> lets trade book warez
(total silence)
<fax> why does maths always make people start pondering the death of the entire human race
<Raws> :|O
(...)
<fax> your moms a skateboarding watermelon
<fax> how dare stuff like fix itself
<Raws> oh man, I just managed to register pirate.co.ve with the Venezuelan NIC
<fax> PIRATE COVE
<fax> I GET IT
<fax> mouse with wires are faster
<fax> I know some blog software written in lisp
<fax> I mean binary
<fax> its not clear cut
<fax> hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
<fax> PRIVATE AREA OF HAXX
<fax> I use lynx for porn
<fax> how crazy is that?
<fax> I might be writing useful softwerE?!!
* fax quickly installs a rootkit before anyone notices
<fax> intel G5 ?
<fax> myth or reality?!
<NCarter> Ed is receiving messages from about 24 hours ago.
<fax> 42 HOORS?
<fax> When do they release the new intel G5s????
<fax> *G*
<fax> im like
<fax> :DD
* fax goes for a npa
<fax> NPA you haerd meeeeee
<fax> I think im gunna snort some baking soda or somthing
<fax> lol ummmm LOL
<fax> .... WHAT
<fax> LOl
<fax> lol
(...)
<fax> Actually, I am wearing clothes now!
(...)
<fax> A cute little skirt.....!!!!
<fax> OMG
<fax> EVERYONE ON IRC IS A CAT
<fax> hm snadwhich
<fax> SBEls
* fax is now known as afx.
<fax> billy-goat-gruffs?????
* NCarter still thinks that Ed is replying to messages which aren't there.
* fax joined the chat room.
<fax> hello
<fax> I decide that grapes are the perfect hangover cure after drinking too much wine
<fax> I found hax progrma http://rafb.net/p/AMaqWX44.html now im hacker
<fax> man I put toast on macroni
<fax> its the best
<fax> I goat texturing to work
<fax> I ASDFASGS
<fax> im going to cook peas & waffles bbl
* fax ?
<fax> erosion = sin(x^2)
<fax> u will fear whut im about to do
<KatieHuber> mercilessly butcher the english language?
<fax> im gunan hack a street light
<KatieHuber> I was right :(
<fax> its too damned briht
<fax> you know what
<fax> fuck this
* fax eats a pomegranite
<fax> fucksake >:|
<fax> I hate the mouse
<fax> the scrollball breaks
<fax> & then you clean it
<fax> & wait & then it breaks
<fax> my life starts to revolve around cleaning the fucking scrollball
<fax> every moment is just another second closer to clearing it
<fax> why do apple do torture us like this?
<fax> ffs
<fax> who the fuck writes software
<fax> fucking morons probably for the most of it that I encounter
<fax> what I meant to say was
<fax> I started to have macosx 10.5 or somthing
<fax> & thats the end of that :[
<fax> re: Emil
<fax> :(
<fax> he had
<fax> no
<fax> appol tev?
<fax> -APCOL jTV?
<kevster> time to ignore ed, he is speaking gibberish again
<Raws> OBJECT-ORIENTED SEXUAL ORGANS
<fax> absolutly
<fax> woah
<fax> I fell asleep
<fax> and dreampt I slid down a hill
<fax> and woke up :D