The Trolls
These are a little collection of some java programs that I made that you can use to troll your friends with. They may be chinese or need fixing, if so just make a pull request. 
hause (convict): your honor, i did not skid my code!
fencingf(member of jury): LIAR!
perry(judge): order, order in the court!
aestheticall(witness testifying): your honor, as you can clearly see from the one string that looks oddly similar to mine, he has in fact skidded my whole program
perry: is this true hause?
hause: the string is a command that is the same across all systems
fencingf: you code looks VERY similar to a post on stack overflow
perry: where did you get your code from hause?
hause: i did not skid a single line of code from any of you guys, i just got help on stackoverflow!
perry: what do you think aestheticall?
aestheticall: he still pasted my code!
hause: my code style is completely different from yours! im a dumb guy i probably wouldn't have removed all the this.'s everywhere!
fencingf: your code is still trash!
hause: i have a different code style, and just because it's not yours dosen't mean its trash!!
perry: order! order in the court!
aestheticall: well, what are we supposed to do then your honor?
perry: i see no further reason to continue this case. hausemaster B issue has skidded his code!!!!
crowd goes booo
perry: get him outta here!
hause get's taken away in handcuffs
fencingf, perry, aestheticall chant: skidder! skidder! skidder!
skidder fades out
the end
You can skid and paste these into whatever you want I do not care.
Notable programs:
- Bsod - Causes a blue screen of death
- Shutdown - Shut downs the users computer
- Window - Keeps displaying a window on the users screen even when they close it
- LinkOpen - Opens a link in their web browser forever
Try not to use this for actual malicious purposes please :^)