Fun with OCaml
Some harmless fun with OCaml!
Try to stop me, I wouldn’t care, I’d be ambivalent
It’s the same game, behavioral equivalence
And I don’t even think that you was all that
Your scheduler was so lonely it couldn’t ever get a callback
And really that’s the kind of thing that you couldn’t handle
Because my double semicolons got them screaming OH CAML
Side effects, catch them all, now you know we got ‘em
All up in UTOP but I started on the bottom
By Flocaml