An ORM for Google Sheets.
Warning
Cursed project, barely in its writhing infancy. Do not use.
One does not question why God created life on Earth or bestowed upon us the curse of consciousness.
Similarly, one must not ask why I have written these ungodly lines of code. It is not for us to know the will of destiny.
Guided by a cursed and unknowable force, I have fathered this monstrosity.
The path before us is dark and full of terrors - this is but one of them.
You don't. You can't. You shouldn't.
It doesn't.