Desired Features:
- Embedded PHP interpreter into Go web server
- Statically link all the things
- Ease of setup - the executable is all you need
- Runs with sensible defaults if no config file, current user, port 8000
- Drop user privileges when running as root, like apache
- Generate config file with flag, with sensible defaults
- https
- Good multi-threading
- Compatibility with .htaccess directives
- Virtual hosts