Want IRSSI running on a free Heroku instance? That's what this is.
mkdir irssi
cd irssi
heroku create <SOMETHING_UNIQUE>-irssi --buildpack https://github.com/AndrewVos/irssi-buildpack
mkdir .irssi
touch .irssi/config
git init
git add .
git commit -m "add irssi config"
git push heroku master
Now you can ssh into the box (this probably needs work)
heroku run bash
And run irssi
./vendor/irssi/bin/irssi