Not very inclusive

[Gary Ritchie]

This assumes the user is OK with horses. I have been traumatized by horses multiple times in my life. When I was three a horse made a very loud noise at me and I cried. Many years later, when I was an adult, a "friendly old horse" tried to rub me off its back using a barbed-wire fence.

I prefer hippos. Hippos never done me wrong.