regstuff / reddit-joke-cleaner

Get jokes daily from Reddit's r/jokes. Delete "offensive" jokes. Mail the rest to yourself

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A man is working out with a blonde nearby
He gets hot while doing his sets so he takes off his shirt. The blonde winks and says Wow, you've got some nice pecs there. The man smirks and says 100 pounds of pure dynamite, babe. and returns to his workout. A few minutes go by and he gets hotter so he takes off his pants. The blonde winks again and says Wow, you've got some nice calves too. The man smiles and says 100 pounds of pure dynamite, babe. and returns to his workout. After another few minutes he gets so hot that he takes off his underwear. With no hesitation, the blonde screams and runs away. The man chased her down and when he caught up to her, asked What was that all about? Why did you run away from me like that? Blonde says, I was afraid to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was.

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They finally did it, Reddit has made impossible for blind people to moderate their sub with the api changes. This is their last statement from rblind
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Sir Isaac Newton walks into his office
And says.. ..I like them thicc af. But Sir, we cant say that! Sir Isaac Newton: Then say this The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction.

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Some asked me if 5 followers was alot
I said depends on your context to be honest you see 5 followers on Facebook is next to nothing but 5 people following you down a dark alley. Well thats a lot

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11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle. 11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain. 11:38 - Realised watch was broken.