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A Man and a Gorilla Walk into a Bar
A man and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender asks, What will it be? The man replies, Beer for me, and ice for my friend here Ice? the bartender asks. Yes. He replied. Justice for Harambe.
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A priest dies and goes to Heaven.
Some time after he's arrived, he's noticed that one of the other people in Heaven, a New York City cab driver, was being treated with much more respect than he was. So he went to the Lord and asked, Lord, why is that man being treated much better than me when all he did for a living was drive a taxi cab, when I dedicated my life to teaching others about you? The Lord asked, When people came to your church, were they always alert and paying close attention to you? No. the priest admitted, In fact, they would even fall asleep sometimes during my sermons. Well, that man was a cab driver in New York City said the Lord, And not only were the people he drove very wide awake, but they were usually praying.