lambdatoast / first-telegram-bot

MY FIRST TELEGRAM BOT

Silly bot that reacts to things, and gives you or takes away VERY VALUABLE NORIEGA POINTS.

Code

1. config.json: Change this as pleased.
2. ./lib/make-reactions: The rancid logic that computes reactions from the incoming msg. Silly randomness involved.
3. ./lib/run-reactions: Actually send stuff to the telegram network.

How to run it

1. Install node and nvm somehow.
2. Get a bot token from the BotFather dude.
3. Then do on your unix terminal:

export BOT_TOKEN="..."
node index.js

(where ... is replaced with your token)

TODO

1. Extend it to lauch missiles and steal all the bitcoin.
2. Persist state to disk. Stop losing mah points.