i am in love

[Sean M]

please help. i am in love with this library, yet i am unable to marry it

[Kyle Keen]

This is a complicated and depressing area of the legal code. Software is largely treated as sub-human chattel. Perhaps try petitioning equal rights for general AI, and then work down to utilities?

Alternatively, incorporating the program into an LLC may give it sufficient personhood to qualify for some sort of civil union.