mitch
Print a random one-line quote by the legendary Mitch Hedberg
Installing
Copy mitch directly from this repository into /usr/local/bin or use this all-in-one command:
$ sudo sh -c 'curl -sSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/howey-aus/mitch/master/install.sh | bash -s'
Running
$ mitch
Example:
$ mitch
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit!
Run on shell login
The following command will cause mitch to be run when a new shell session is initiated on most *nixes (Linux, macOS etc) without clobbering any existing motd that you may have:
$ touch ~/.bashrc && echo -ne "\n# Print mitch quote\nmitch\n\n" >> ~/.bashrc