edankwan / penis.js

Comparing variables has never been that easy and clear like using penis.js. You can use it in your websites or in your node application.

This library also has ReactJS bindings with the CondomJS wrapper component.

Usage

Traditional comparing:

var a = 'foo';
var b = 'bar';
if(a === b) alert('true')

penis.js comparing:

penis.setBalls('foo');
penis.setHead('bar');
if(B===D) alert('true');

Soft or hard penis comparing:

penis.setBalls('0');
penis.setHead(0);

var softPenisCompareResult = B==D; // true
var hardPenisCompareResult = B===D; // false

// or...
var continent = B===D ? 'Africa' : 'Asia';

Penis is compatible with AMD, commonjs, or can be just included as a script tag in a browser.

You can install penis as a node module with:

npm install edankwan/penis.js

You can then use it by requiring it:

var penis = require('penis');

Bower is also supported:

bower install penis.js

If your browser supports Object.defineProperty, you can use the balls and head properties to set these properties instead:

penis.balls = '1';
penis.head = 1;

B==D; // true
B===D; // false

When you've finished with your current penis, you can reset to get your global B and D back:

D = 'dick';

penis.setHead('Crabapple');

penis.reset();

D == 'dick' // true;

Caution

penis.js uses the global variables "B" and "D" such that you can use the awesome command "B==D" to compare 2 variables everywhere.

Testing

run npm test or testling to run the test suite.

License

penis.js is currently under Giant Penis License (GPL) which is a deformed MIT License including penis text art.