[Feature Request] Add a way to disable any (and all) April Fools updates/changes

[ITAC85v2]

The title says all. The recent April Fools update has made it virtually impossible to read comments.
While I appreciate the humor in 'uwuifying' comments, I am struggling to read the content due to this update. This is a major accessibility issue, especially for those with reading disabilities. It would be greatly appreciated if there was a way to disable or opt-out of April Fools updates.
In addition, the API should be unaffected by these changes, which unfortunately isn't the case.
I hope this will be considered and implemented for future updates.