Subjective-C compiler What is this? This is a "compiler". It comments on your code - subjectively. (Or as subjectively as a computer is able to.) It gives useless feedback and annoys you. WHY is this? I created this after making this (https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/uwxi9l/subjectivec/) meme for reddit. There is no other reason for this thing to exist. Can I compile this myself? Yes, you'll actually have to. For Windows, there is a "make.bat" included; however you are still gonna need to have gcc in your path. In theory, you should be able to give the main.c to pretty much any standard C99-compiler and it should work. For licensing (why would you?), see the LICENSE. I hope I destroyed your day with this. ~ Sleppo04