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portal 1 cake recipe

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first, you will need

        1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
        1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
        3/4 cup vegetable oil
        4 large eggs
        1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
        3/4 cup butter or margarine
        1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
        2 cups all-purpose flour

Don't forget garnishes such as:

        Fish-shaped crackers
        Fish-shaped candies
        Fish-shaped solid waste
        Fish-shaped dirt
        Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
        Pull-and-peel licorice
        Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
        Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
        1 cup lemon juice
        Alpha resins
        Unsaturated polyester resin
        Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
        9 large egg yolks
        12 medium geosynthetic membranes
        1 cup granulated sugar
        An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
        2 cups rhubarb, sliced
        2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
        1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
        1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
        3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
        1 large rhubarb
        1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
        2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
        Adjustable aluminum head positioner
        Slaughter electric needle injector
        Cordless electric needle injector
        Injector needle driver
        Injector needle gun
        Cranial caps
And it contains proven preservatives, deep-penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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Ingredients omitted by the cake core (that are part of the recipe, according to Valve) include:

1 tsp. vanilla extract
2/3 cup cocoa powder
1 1/4 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. baking powder
1 to 2 (16 ounces each) cans vanilla frosting
A 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer

who wants to make a cake using the viable parts of this recipie?

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