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Trolling react: facebook/react#10002
Try github feature on flask: pallets/flask#1609
Fuck fucks itself: nvbn/thefuck#251
Replace Textmate with Emacs: textmate/textmate#37
This repo won China First Prize!
Maintainer guess chinese and reply a question:
Coffeescript website should be redesigned:
A serious issue, but fun reply: A new mac solve this
This code very fast: torvalds/linux#447
Remove my password from lists so hackers won't be able to hack me
from previous comment @myd7349
New VS Code icon is ugly!
Cat walked over the keyboard sorry guys.
This code very fast: torvalds/linux#437
This code very faster: torvalds/linux#447
The best way to write secure and reliable application:
https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode
This is god himself:
Vanilla JS, the best JS framework:
five.js, gives you five:
An exotic logrus formatter:
Real yin-yang, a program generate a program generate a...:
Is thirteen, check if a numble is equal to 13:
Fake power supply from PinDuoDuo (Nasdaq: PDD):
De facto from stackoverflow import *
:
Changing Redis master-slave replication terms with something else:
A decent reproduce steps description:
Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass:
Remove duplicate "long long" in linux project:
Microsoft calculator can't divide by 0:
microsoft/calculator#107
A schoolgirl was caught by the police in Japan:
A Telegram Desktop user is angry and makes an issue:
if you are Thanos(root), this command could delete half your files randomly.
VSCode repo issue board is spammed.
https://github.com/microsoft/vscode/issues?q=is%3Aissue+label%3A*off-topic
microsoft/vscode#87440
Possible cause: microsoft/vscode#87268
C#'s Math.Round opens print menu in the browser: dotnet/try/issues/290.
How to exit vim?
Vim killer: do something to kill vim
Old engineer left hacker scripts
Most people use vim in two stupid dimensions. But not me. I use it in three:
Abusing git commit history for contribution graph:
https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti
related:
Contribution graph can be harmful to contributors:
isaacs/github#627
TRUMP SCRIPT Make Python Great Again:
A Pornhub Flavour Logo Generator:
🔥 Save Your Code in an Emergency:
Two fingers scroll moves through time instead of space:
Sorry. I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood.
Sorry! I don't have anything to add. I just want to say thank you for maintaining the list. I had many good laughs reading this collection.
Feel free to delete this comment!
Tinder (Dating App) for VSCode
Sorry for rushing this a bit, but got home yet?
Ln 368: # Scary!
A few weeks ago, my kids wanted to hack my linux desktop...
Fuckin' hell, man...: greatsuspender/thegreatsuspender#1263
It's dominictarr/event-stream#116 all over again :(
Someone accidentally discards 5,000 untracked files in VSCode:
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT POSSIBLE, WHO THE HELL IS THE DUMBFUCK WHO MADE THE OPTION TO PERMANENTLY DELETE ALL THE FILES ON A PROJECT BY ACCIDENT EVEN POSSIBLE?? CANNOT EVEN FIND THEM IN THE RECYCLE BIN!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN THOUGHT THAT WAS POSSIBLE ON WINDOWS!!!
Demoralized by Windows
isaacs/rimraf@37b4415
Fix two GTA bugs, and drastically cut load times for 70%:
EternalJukebox comment at the top of the code.
// This code will make you cry.
Drinking sudo: system to prevent sudo under the influence of alcohol.
Hacker laws:
💻📖 Laws, Theories, Principles and Patterns that developers will find useful. #hackerlaws
No more free work:
Debugger icon promotes insect extinction: microsoft/vscode#87548
This repository has N stars:
A picture is worth a thousand commits
go/src/sync/example_test.go
includes a porn website url:
An organizer for your porn, written in Go:
The entire rust lang team resigns:
(The mod team, not the entire Rust team)
my_first_calculator_0_to_1000.rar
Marak, maintainer of colors.js and faker, corrupts libraries:
Marak/colors.js@074a0f8
Marak/colors.js#301
https://github.com/Marak/faker.js/commit/2c4f82f0af819e2bdb2623f0e429754f38c2c2f2
The ‘No more free work from Marak - Pay Me or Fork This’ issue on the faker.js repo: https://web.archive.org/web/20210704022108/https://github.com/Marak/faker.js/issues/1046
UTF8 now works with up to 3 byte sequences only:
This is the reason why MySQL has
utf8mb4
Forbid pineapple on pizza
https://twitter.com/mattn_jp/status/1500091805702189061
$ cowsay Hello | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n
node-ipc developer pushes a new version with new code that removes files from computers that have Russain or Belarus IP's. This caused an "American NGO" which monitored human right crimes in the current war to lose most of its data, and apparently they will be filing criminal charges on the developer.
A Terraria clone's hellscape codebase is "too much like the real Terraria source code": radian-software/TerrariaClone#2
Elon Musk Code Review:
Print it out and Elon Musk will check it
An organizer for your porn:
It is safe to use React.__SECRET_INTERNALS_DO_NOT_USE_OR_YOU_WILL_BE_FIRED
?
Rust: fix Coroutines, also commonly referred to as coroutines
What can I say? Mamba out